YUCKERS.

I'm sick. I have the pukes, but I am at work.

I kind of feel like this, except without the sand or sunshine or vacation time:

This was my horoscope today:

SCORPIO: For weeks you've been challenged in every area of your life. Thankfully you survived the gauntlet and may even score a prize in the process.

GOD I HOPE IT'S RIGHT.

WHAT'S MY PRIZE?! WHAT'S MY PRIZE?!