Today I would like to discuss the hot topic of:
Today I boxed at the gym and realized how farking difficult it is. Not only was I sweating like whoa, but when they had me jump rope for a minute at turbo speed in between sets of hitting stuff, I swear a little pee almost came out.
I had to squeeze really hard to keep it in.
So, I now have a whole new appreciation for homies named Mike who like to bite ears. Not only are they super strong, but they have hard core bladder control.