WINDING DOWN.

Well folks, my last show is tonight and then it is only a few more days until I am shipped back to the Hattan of Mans.

Where it is HOT. Apparently gross hot. I am not interested. Not one little bit.

But, there are some stellar events coming up such as:

1. My trip to Maine
2. Linsdayhayhay's Giant Birthday Dance Extravaganza which will be the event of the year

There have been a lot of things going on lately in the world of entertainment that have made me experience a roller coaster of emotions - concerned, amused, in love, to name a few - but I have just been enjoying myself too much to get riled up.

Alas, I will briefly touch on some highlights from the past few days:


FUNNIEST LINE OF THE WEEK:
"From what I've seen it's a naked tape, not a sex tape." Lawyer Singer added

Right.
A naked tape.
Call me silly, but I think a naked tape is, um, what the rest of the world calls "porn."


HORROR OF ALL HORRORS OF THE WEEK:
Lionsgate has announced they intend to remake of the 1987 classic Dirty Dancing

This piece of news makes me feel sick to my stomach. Nobody puts baby in a corner, and nobody recreates putting baby in a corner. Let legends be legends, don't mess with genius, leave Kellerman's alone. Do you hear me?


HUSBAND OF THE WEEK/MONTH/YEAR/ALL ETERNITY:

HOOAH.