TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
I LOVE BIRTHDAYS!!!!
I AM SO GLAD I'M ALIVE AND SO GLAD MY MOM MANAGED TO DELIVER ALL 10 POUNDS OF ME!
This past weekend I had my birthday party, and oh what a party it was. The theme was "Bat Mitzvah Disco" and it was seriously hoppin'. I'd always wanted a Bat Mitzvah seeing as almost all of my friends in middle school were Jewish, and every weekend I won the limbo contest at someone's soiree, so I decided to have one of my own...in 2009.
Bat Mitzvah.
Cool cats.
Arm wrestling with my cousin.
Dancin'. Dancin'. Dancin'.
Mazel Tov to Me!!
Major thanks to everyone who came out for my partay and made it a stellar event; I really do have the best group of homies a girl could ask for. After the dance-doodle fest in my apartment, some of us continued the night out at a bar shakin' to the juke box sounds of folks from the days of yore.
LOVE that expression.
Anyways, on our way home (at 4:00am) a bagel truck was making it's morning delivery. I hollahed to the guy in the truck, "Hey! It is my Bat Mitzvah! Can I have a bagel?"
And guess what?
Dude gave me a bag and let me take not one, but about 10 bagels!!!
We hugged because I was so overwhelmed by his generosity.
So, happy birthday to me, happy day to everyone in the world, we are all lucky to be here and I feel lucky to be embarking on yet another wild and crazy year.
And thanks, Mom, for dealing with a 10-pounder!!!!
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Also, I would like to take this opportunity to officially apologize to Mom for arriving to her hospital room (post delivery) to meet you for the first time and for drinking all of her chocolate milkshake.
I did however, select a very classy porcelain lamb vase and floral arrangement for her room. So I wasn't a complete disaster.
Dear NKOTB:
In true Stanford Sierra Camp tradition:
Happy birthday, Baby, Baby,
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama
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