I'm sick. I have the pukes, but I am at work.
I kind of feel like this, except without the sand or sunshine or vacation time:
This was my horoscope today:
SCORPIO: For weeks you've been challenged in every area of your life. Thankfully you survived the gauntlet and may even score a prize in the process.
GOD I HOPE IT'S RIGHT.
WHAT'S MY PRIZE?! WHAT'S MY PRIZE?!